BosMUN VI
DISEC
Belarusian Delegate

Life 2/8 to 2/11/2007.

I depreciate throwing away two packs of Post-Its, all completely full of notes from the entire committee.
I depreciate Venezuela, but appreciate his sexy Italian body.  I appreciate his wanting to, depreciate his not doing so.
I appreciate Canadian boys passing me off as their g/f so ugly girls will stop passing them notes.
I appreciate sending said girls mean notes detailing their physical flaws and making them cry.
I appreciate/depreciate looking like Chloe Sevigny.
I appreciate Indonesia looking like Colin Firth.
I depreciate Indonesia's body not looking like that of Colin Firth.
I appreciate/depreciate being awful to Indonesia.
I appreciate White Hot Chocolate from Dunkin' Donuts.
I appreciate walking in the cold with Glenda, and having epic conversations.
I depreciate Westgaard; depreciate his being an asshole.
I appreciate hot tubs in -7F weather.
I depreciate mascara stains and HBO Porn at all the wrong moments.
I depreciate boys that don't like me when I'm drunk.
I depreciate being so physical when I'm drunk.
I appreciate the 'T,' and the two indie boys it makes me think of.
I depreciate free brownies.
I depreciate the pedophile cops at Dunkin' Donuts.
I appreciate getting ice cream in -7F weather.
I depreciate vibrating razors.
I depreciate goosebumps at all the wrong moments.
I depreciate nasty belly-ring infections.
I appreciate sending Lithuania notes from Ghana.
I appreciate not giving a fuck about how I look.
I appreciate caring about how I look.
I appreciate boys talking to me.
I depreciate Miami boys in Boston.
I depreciate dry lips.
I appreciate dark chocolate.
I appreciate indie boys, as well as Indian boys.
I depreciate not taking off my makeup at night.
I depreciate weird smelling hotel soap.
I appreciate interpretive dance.
I depreciate people dancing to 'Call on me.'
I appreciate meeting boys who can play the piano.
I appreciate jumping on hotel beds to cliche songs.
I depreciate spilling hot drinks all the time.
I appreciate 'if Bangkok invaded Djibouti, would Greece be involved?'
I appreciate au bon pain (05 as well as 07).



and, um.
depreciate working on Valentine's Day.
((but appreciate it, too))


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